Clooney Goes Shaggy

Not that I watched the Oscars, but I saw something on the news. I was very happy to see that George Clooney continues to take his fashion cues from me. He looked pretty dapper with his newly shaggy hair. Brad Pitt looks good as a very rich hippy too.

The short hair thing that took hold in September 2001 is finally dead, thank goodness. If the Good Lord had meant for guys to have buzz cuts, we would be born that way (oh... wait...). Anyway, the Bible said long hair makes you strong. Look at Samson. What was the secret to his power? His hair. It's in the Bible. It must be true. Case closed.

Anyway, I like long hair, and I offer a shaggy salute to the stars starting to let it grow.

By the way, I like the Oscars. Every other awards show makes me want to vomit, especially the Grammys.