poetry

Nothin' hurts a man like a woman leavin' -- except maybe when Google spurns his website, causing his traffic to fall off a cliff. I wrote one of these for my wife when she left me. It didn't work on her, and I doubt it will work on an algorithm, but here goes.

"Come back to me, darlin' Google!"

... when everybody hates you.

Dark, dark, dark -- so dark I can't even imagine light in my dreams...

There is no masterpiece, no legacy,
not even spawn,
nothing but death
standing in the middle of the highway
like a gunslinger, silhouetted,
taking steady aim, undaunted
by the speed with which I approach him.
And roadkill --
so much of that --
stinking up the wheel wells.

I live for these periods.
But they still suck. Read it all

Great, just what the world needs: another bad poem. Here goes...

"Ode to Barack Obama"

by CharlieHipHop Read it all

Just like last month, the logs have given me a little poem of sorts. These are the top 25 search words (not strings) that have brought people here this month, in order of popularity.

Words by the world, punctuation by CharlieHipHop

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"February Search Word Poem" Read it all