Internet

... gets 147,135 views on his 19-second-long video,

and I get, like, 14 on any given masterpiece, most of those from me mum.

Does that say something bad about me or the 147,135 people who viewed Edward the Brain-damaged Gerbil's video?

That question is as rhetorical as they get.

Bittorrent sure has come a long way technologically and in a business sense. It's always been a good technology -- definitely the kindest way to move bits.

Even I never imagined the Internet could be this friggin' awesome. Now all I need is a 52-inch flat-screen HD monitor and a wicked sound card, and I'll have all the entertainment I could ever want, mostly for free, not that I mind paying a little bit for good stuff. Read it all