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When I was young and naive, I used to read Superman comic books. Now I mostly go for the exotic and erotic stuff, but Superman was a good appetizer. I mean, a guy who wears tights, has a dope crib and two girlfriends to enjoy it with.... come on! Tell me that's not a lead-in to the freaky stuff!

Anyway, it used to perplex me why Superman needed to front as Clark Kent. You've got this alien with superpowers, and he has to act like this bumbling nerd? That makes no sense at all. Why can't he just be what he really is, i.e., Superman? Read it all

Somebody - PT Walkley

It's about time somebody brought back the slow build to a big, triumphant sing-along chorus!

PT Walkley is one of my favorite songwriters these days. Enjoy, then buy. Read it all

Yo, Snow Patrol is the fuckin' bomb. This song will pump yo' ass up and get you ready to par-tay. Get a little taste, then buy it. You are now experiencing the future of the music industry. Read it all

Don't take this the wrong way, but I think I might be dying. I can't sleep at night, can't stay awake during the day. My chest hurts. My back hurts. My head hurts. My guts hurt. My balls hurt. I don't want to eat anything, and what I do eat, I puke out. I lost 10 pounds last week, and I'm on track to lose that this week. I'm getting strange lesions on my skin and in my mouth. Read it all

and vice versa

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better.

To my friends! Y'all know who ya' are...

Maybe it's kind of a stupid question, but what is a friend? My opinion:

A friend is someone you care about. You will do anything you can to help a friend. A friend's happiness is your happiness. That's why friends so often laugh and smile in unison, I guess.

A friend is someone whose company you treasure but whose privacy you honor. Read it all

Check it out. Brilliant.

The Daily Show Rips CNBC a New One. Make sure to watch the whole thing -- it gets better and better as it goes on. Read it all

or, the most important blog post you are likely to read in your entire life.

(OK, well, probably not, but, yo, this is the way the world really works.)

First of all, I want to make perfectly clear that nobody is mistreating me. (Why would they want to do that?) This is not about me. It's about all the people in the world who are being mistreated by other people. It is a step-by-step guide to getting the offender to stop doing you wrong. Read it all

Wishing failure upon president during time of crisis apparently patriotic in Limbaugh's drug-addled brain.

One idiot with a radio show can do a lot of damage. I nominate Rush Limbaugh for the Most Likely to Incite Violent Tragedy Award.

A couple of people were offended by my post about Facebook. Re-reading it, it does come across as arrogant and conceited. Sorry about that. It's unintentional. I'm working on it.

Maybe I can explain it better with a simple diagram.

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