Barack Obama's CV

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[Barack Obama didn't need my help in writing his résumé, but I'd like to think that my version of it swayed a few votes his way. I'm really proud of this piece. It made me feel like I had done my part, especially since it got so many views. With any luck, Obama won't let us down and we'll be able to add a considerable number of accomplishments to his CV before the 2012 campaign. ;)]

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Barack Obama

Objective: Continue long record of public service in the interest of working people and the middle class by serving as President of the United States of America

Accomplishments:

- As Director at the age of 24, grew annual budget of church-based Developing Communities Project in Chicago from $70,000 to $400,000, leveraging resources to launch college prep program, tenants' rights program, and job training program in economically distressed area
- Became first African-American president of the Harvard Law Review based on high grades and writing skills
- Graduated magna cum laude from Harvard Law School
- Authored two critically acclaimed books
- Directed Illinois Project Vote team to register 150,000 voters
- Taught Constitutional Law at University of Chicago Law School for 12 years
- Civil rights lawyer for 11 years
- Founding member of Public Allies
- Served on boards of several community service-oriented non-profits, each of which made numerous contributions to improved quality of life in Chicago and Illinois
- Served as Illinois state senator, sponsoring legislation to lower taxes for low-income workers and forming bi-partisan coalitions to reform ethics and health care laws; supported Governor Ryan in cracking down on predatory lending to reduce home foreclosures.
- As U.S. senator, sponsored legislation to increase nuclear safety and to increase transparency in awarding of federal contracts.
- Defeated one of most powerful political machines in the United States (the Clinton machine) with grassroots campaign to gain Democratic Party nomination for the presidency

Special Skills:

- resisting temptation to earn big money in order to serve public
- rallying people to do their best, as clearly proved by unmitigated success in every endeavor undertaken throughout professional career
- multitasking to produce superhuman quantities of high-quality work (being a successful lawyer, professor, community activist, legislator, and author simultaneously)
- taking the high road even in the low-down business of politics, never stooping to personal attacks even when being dragged through mud by opponents
- speaking truth to power and not backing down from controversial positions
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the next president...

...had better be one of the greatest in history. they're inheriting a massive mess. that's all i gotta say about that.

Obama's resume...

...clearly shows that he's just the man for the job. He's been successful at everything he's ever done.

Nice job.

Nice job.

Great job! I am energized by

Great job! I am energized by Obama's successful story. He will carry the hope of thousands of common Americans along.

publications

Is it me or is Obama the only faculty member in the history of Chicago Law school not to have any academic publications? Is there a way to find them if they exist?

need to add that section

But don't have time to go to the NYPL, where they'd probably end up having to write me a note to go all the way up to Columbia. Pay me, and I'll give you a full run-down of his publications. I'm sure he has a few under his belt.

CV

How old are you Barak Obama ?
Can I know more about you since your childhooh until you are a president ??

He's 47

If you want to know about his childhood, read his books.

Book

Dear Obama,
I want to know you since you were born until you became a president.
I'm Iraqi... How can get your book? I'm stacked here in Baghdad and we have no books here!
It's very difficult to get one even no issued credit cards to send by email
I need it as a gift to an Iraqi woman who really admires you
How you can solve such a problem of mine to get a book of yours?

Best wishes from

Try this

are all americans so stupid?

Bush Jr. was the begining of the end of people''s freedom (what's left of it....)
Obama is the "nice guy" who make''s us accept this easily like sheeps.
Americans are soooo stupid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's a pretty cynical outlook...

... and I respect that. If you always expect the worst, you'll never be disappointed and you'll frequently be pleasantly surprised. I totally get that.

Nobody can take away your freedom if you're really free. Take some responsibility, man. Get active. Legalize weed. Write and say scandalous things. Sell your car. Stop paying rent and hop on a freight train. Fuckin' BE free and quit whining to me about how some politician is trying to take away your freedom.