Audio by genre f_ckin_rockin

2:54 minutes (4.21 MB)

The good Lord willin', what you hear here will end up being the lineup of Flush, currently the greatest band on this planet or the next. Where is that place where Sid Vicious meets Jerry Garcia and where Chuck D meets Johnny Cash? We haven't quite found it yet, but we're getting closer all the time.

The ultra-silly Spinal Tap-esque intro makes this one worth the price of admission.

I know I promised powerful vox this week, but the best laid plans of mice and men... anyway, it's pretty dope.

4:58 minutes (7.26 MB)

No words yet, but this one's not about me at all -- it's about showcasing Joe Bird's drumming. If you listen carefully, you'll hear wings. If you turn it way up in the fattest speakers you can find, you might get 1/10th the ribcage-rattling volume we had as we played it. It was fun.

4:50 minutes (7 MB)

Enjoy. You're welcome.

I would like to do this one in a studio with other instruments, a vocal isolation booth, an engineer, nice mics, etc. That will cost between $500 and $1000 depending on what kind of deal I can wangle with the studio and engineer. Please contribute two measly dollars ($2) if you'd like to hear this and other songs done right.

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